Bud, not Buddy (Rules and things to be a better lier)

 1.)

when someone asks you if you have done something

 bad then you should know that you are going to be in

bigger trouble then you were before

2.)

If you hear someone say "where have you been"

then you better tell the true and don't make a lie

because if you do then there going to say "well little

Mr./Mrs.Lieryou should have been here!" and you

will feel mean

3.)

When someone you know you made mad

is coming twards you then you better pick up

the pace and get the heck out of there! Because

you know that they will be ready to beat you up!

4.)
When someone you like doesn't like you then you
need to NOT push it and try and make them like
youbecause if you do then GOOD LUCK!

5.)
When you hear the words "have you seen..."
then you better know that that means you
have to quit what your doing and help that
person find what ever they need.